Growing ekasi will always bring you memories and when you grow up and you are old that’s when you will realize that our brothers or who ever was older than us messed up with our minds. There was a lot of myths and portion we used that didn’t even work and got us into trouble
Tiger Balm
Chinese took our money when we were young I tell you that sh!t was not working and it wont work ever, talking about it just opens can of laughter and sadness at the same time. Before I even start with the stories of how we used to use it perhaps it will be fair to tell you exactly what does that stuff is suppose to be used for before telling you what did we used for "Tiger Balm, the world’s leading analgesic remedy that works where it hurts. A name that has been trusted by generations to provide care, healing and comfort for over 100 years." Do u still want more on that product let me go on the pay off line for it is "WORKS WHERE IT HURTS. WORKS FOR MILLIONS WORLDWIDE,
So enough about Tiger balm advert and let me get to business, I first came in contact with this analgesic remedy when I was 11 years old a friend of mine came excited saying he has discovered a missing link into our inability to bonk girls and it’s a sure thing. Excited as he was I asked him how that was possible he then showed me “THE TIGER BALM” then he started explaining how it works. It sounded very easy in theory but in reality it was one hell of a mission. Like I said using it was a mission because u needed to have a girl and not only that but you need to rub it on her thigh yes you heard me right rub it in a girls thighs.
So one day I took Nkosana’s tiger balm to school but remember this, we have never used the remedy before but when I got to school with it I claimed it has worked for us so it was time I showed Bafana how does it work while the teacher was busy in front I was showing Bafana the miracle worker I have. Then the teacher went out the period had ended so we called Mapule to come and sit with us yes she came while she was approaching us I opened the tin of our portion and rubbed it on my hands immediately she sat down I made a sign to Bafana so he can
distract her and Bafana did but now another girl came so it started to be a problem but Bafana sorted that out quickly he took the portion from me while Mapule was looking and she asked him “Yini le oyiphethe” Bafana answered “Do you want to see it?” but Thandi knew what was the portion then started getting excited asking if the portion really works and Bafana told her to get closer so that he can rub it but she was scared in that time Mapule was more puzzled and kept on asking what is this portion we have. Thandi told Mapule the whole story and Mapule was angry that we called her to our desk cause we wanted to use the portion on her and she stood up ready to leave but Bafana could not contain himself any longer he just rubbed it and Mapule started screaming the whole class found out what was happening in that time another teacher came into our class room and asked what was happening.
The secret was out everyone knew that we were using TIGER BALM all the guys who didn’t know what was the big story about it wanted to know more but the teacher took us to the stuff room and started interrogating us about who came with the portion and what did we want to do with it I was so scared and embarrassed at the same time I then told him that it was me but Bafana is the one who used it he then started laughing at us telling us the portion is not working and I was surprised that the teacher is saying that and he explained what was the portion used for and how it came for people to think it was a portion to seduce girls. He told us the whole story about an athlete who was suffering from pains and asked her boyfriend to rub her thighs but his little brother was peeping on a hole with a friend and they saw the whole thing up until the brother had sex with the athlete and when they left this young boy went to check the name of the portion and he found the magic portion “TIGER BALM” he then told us to go to the class and forget about all the Tiger balm portion it doesn’t work.
Back at the class room everyone wanted to see us the girl was angry and her friends were busy trying to remove the portion on her thighs strange the story our teacher told us we didn’t even take it serious the only thing we were interested in to was to have sex using Tiger balm and we sat down and all of the interested guys came to us wanting to find out where did we get this magic thing it was a very interesting day to say the least. Mapule was angry about the whole issue and Thandi came to tell us that we cannot propose on our own so we dependent on portions to do the job for us.
Theres a lot of Tiger Balms stories around if I can start telling them I will never finish cause they both funny and embarrassing cause getting to a girls thighs its not the easiest thing to do but to few guys who have done it we salute them cause in my entire time with my Tiger balm I have never touched any girls thighs I was so afraid but all the guys I gave tips to they were able to use them and into big trouble other were embarrassed and wished they could turn back the time, so like I said when I started this piece growing up in ekasi would make u sit and wonder especially now when u are old of how many myths did we believe in like the “LOVE DROP” myth but next time my topic is going to be about the LOVE DROP………
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